Tuesday, June 10, 2008

I had insomnia last night

So this is the extent of Family CUNT today:

Number 2 and I were talking about him getting a job for the school year when he gets back from Geneva. I suggested tutoring.

Number 2: In what?? I have no experience. I haven't even helped anyone with homework. Except YOU haha!
Me: Hmm. What about Math?
Number 2: I haven't done Math since high school.
Number 2: Do you remember when you were in high school--
Me: Nope.
Number 2: --And you helped me with homework?
Me: NO.
Number 2: And we sat on your bed...
Me: NO. I DON'T.
Number 2: And did Spanish homework?
Me: Oh. I thought you were gonna ask if I remembered the time you tried helping me with Physics and I still didn't get it.
Number 2: No. I'm talking about the time you taught me how to say "tu madre trabaja en la esquina para pesos."

I am the best older sister. Ever.

4 comments:

AP said...

When I took AP Physics, my little brother was 8. He seriously helped me with my final project.

Are you around this weekend? I have to take a test on Saturday morning but maybe we can hang out either Saturday afternoon or get brunch (this time I won't be so late!) on Sunday...

Velvet said...

What is that above this comment? You already have friends up there? I protest!!!

AP said...

oh no, don't worry, we were friends in DC

E said...

No, Velvie, you jealous girlfriend. AP & I became friends while I was finishing undergrad & she was getting her MA, so she's not some new yuppie I befriended at the dog park. Get out of the crazy tree, already!