Yes, I'm aware that yesterday was Tuesday. Unfortunately, this past week has been busy: today is my last day in the office before I start working remotely; my
pretween birthday was
this weekend and Sixes came down to celebrate with me & Velvie, a day that one of my worthless ingrates of a sibling forgot (AHEM...KYLE). None of them offered to write the Family CUNT, and BMW and I have been packing up the house for Park Slope, so we had a moment of silence for yesterday's C-U-Next-Tuesday. Don't worry--we'll reconvene next Tuesday for more family smut.
In other news, my mother is now signing her emails as "MM."
I sent her this e-card for Mother's Day:

To which she replied:
Thanks LOL. --MMAs if the lolspeak isn't enough, she already has a fan club in my office--my coworker, who frequently comments as "Anonymous" always suggests that I blog about MM on Family CUNTday. People are googling "MM" and "rabbit." I'm not surprised if a Facebook Group pops up celebrating her large, American breasts--uh, I mean her honor.
5 comments:
Slacker.
Umm: http://yeahsoim.com/2008/03/04/what-ive-been-doing-instead-of-blogging/
That's all I have to say to that.
With all Velvet wrote about the festivities, you were pretty well covered.
I just crawled out of my work-hole to see what you were up to and if you were posting on location yet. Not yet...
Anyway, everyone, give E a key to your house and don't give her very specific instructions where you live. She'll find your house and leave you a bottle of wine. An expensive bottle of wine. Because she don't know how to go to the package store that cuts the prices off.
E is the wine-reverse-burgling-bandit.
It wasn't that expensive. And I realized halfway through Maryland that I forgot to take the price off. Drink up!!
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