Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Rain Check for Family CUNT

Yes, I'm aware that yesterday was Tuesday. Unfortunately, this past week has been busy: today is my last day in the office before I start working remotely; my pretween birthday was this weekend and Sixes came down to celebrate with me & Velvie, a day that one of my worthless ingrates of a sibling forgot (AHEM...KYLE). None of them offered to write the Family CUNT, and BMW and I have been packing up the house for Park Slope, so we had a moment of silence for yesterday's C-U-Next-Tuesday. Don't worry--we'll reconvene next Tuesday for more family smut.

In other news, my mother is now signing her emails as "MM."

I sent her this e-card for Mother's Day:

To which she replied:
Thanks LOL.
--MM

As if the lolspeak isn't enough, she already has a fan club in my office--my coworker, who frequently comments as "Anonymous" always suggests that I blog about MM on Family CUNTday. People are googling "MM" and "rabbit." I'm not surprised if a Facebook Group pops up celebrating her large, American breasts--uh, I mean her honor.

5 comments:

I-66 said...

Slacker.

E said...

Umm: http://yeahsoim.com/2008/03/04/what-ive-been-doing-instead-of-blogging/

That's all I have to say to that.

Uncle Keith said...

With all Velvet wrote about the festivities, you were pretty well covered.

Velvet said...

I just crawled out of my work-hole to see what you were up to and if you were posting on location yet. Not yet...

Anyway, everyone, give E a key to your house and don't give her very specific instructions where you live. She'll find your house and leave you a bottle of wine. An expensive bottle of wine. Because she don't know how to go to the package store that cuts the prices off.

E is the wine-reverse-burgling-bandit.

E said...

It wasn't that expensive. And I realized halfway through Maryland that I forgot to take the price off. Drink up!!