evvie: "A suicide bomber on bicycle killed at least 29 Iraqi police recruits."
erin: on bicycle????
evvie: yes
evvie: osama is sitting there like cmon seriously guys? at least steal a car or something
On October 30th, Evan and I predicted that a suicide attack would soon be executed (no pun intended) on a Razor scooter or a a wagon, or an oil cart. Or a camel.
Well, they stole my fucking idea. Some handicap-impersonating douche is (not anymore, I guess) in Iraq preying on trusting Iraqi officials to let him talk to the assistant police chief alone. Not only can Arabs not fly without being interrogated, handicaps will now be lumped into the profiling process as a result of yesterday's bombing. Bet the bomber didn't even think about what his actions would mean for handicaps all over the world. Now I'm going to have to think twice about holding the door for the girl on crutches.
Let's avoid the obvious shock as to WHY an assistant police chief would meet with a civilian (whether he'd met him before or not) in a city ridden with suicide bombing attacks. Instead, focus on the fact that the bomber CLEARLY plagiarized my idea. Need to get this blog copyrighted.
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So this is why the original post showed up in my live feed. I couldn't figure out why it wasn't showing up on the front page of the blog. Oh well, guess this is what I get for only discovering you recently.
All I have to say about the wheelchair is... it's a good thing they don't have segways.
Just wait. Segways are next.
And, I made the original private because I figured it would offend people and not look great if my boss found out about it, but it appears my speculation might just be extrasensory perception in disguise...
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